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1:
B. [Play the "Hook" CD.]
C. [Play the "Hawaii 5-0" CD.]
Dano: "Dano calling Magarret, do you copy
Magarret? Over."
The two agents look at each other, shrug
their shoulders and like the others, they run into each other. Chin
turns Dano around, and they sneak off in the same direction as Crook and
Ed.
A. Step by step, Don and Hardley come out counting ... "97, 98, 99, 100." Don stops at 100 and Hardley runs into the back of him. Don asks Hardley, "When will you ever learn how to count?" Hardley tells him that he knows how to count, so Don asks him, "All right, if you have $5.00 in that pocket, and $10.00 in that pocket, what do you have?" Hardley says, "Someone else's pants." A Hawaiian girl then comes up on stage. When Hardley sees her, he goes over to try and tell her something in Hawaiian. "KOU OHANA HE PUPULE HUHU DAH MAKULE PANIOLO." She slaps him and then leaves. Hardley asks Don what he said, and Don tells him, "You told her that her family are crazy angry senior citizen cowboys." Hardley shrugs his shoulders, and then continues to look around for the treasure. After a minute of looking, they find a big yellow paper X on the floor along with another piece of paper with writing on it. Hardley tries to read it but tells Don that it is written in some ancient Hawaiian language. Don looks at the note and then turns it over telling Hardley he was reading it upside down. As Hardley begins to read the note, they hear over the sound system the voice of the man who wrote the note. (The Narrator stops momentarily as Don and Hardley look around and then at each other). They look at the note again as the voice continues to read, "To find the hidden treasure, (the narrator stops while Don and Hardley look around) open up and see, you must go looking on the highest palm tr..." (The note is ripped). Hardley gets upset that the last word is torn off, but Don calms him down by telling him that it is the word tree. Hardley tells Don, "Mom always did say you had all the brains." Then quietly under his breath, "And I have all the looks." Just then Capt. Crook and Ed come out (Ed
has his patch on his left eye). When Hardley sees him, he jumps into Don's
arms, and once again Don drops him to the ground. Crook and Ed then
hold up Don and Hardley and tell them that they want the map.
Hardley hides the map behind his back, playing around with Crook and switching
hands. Hardley, who is standing by the main mast, tells Crook that
they hid the map under the main mast. Crook asks, "What's a main
mast?" Hardley looks at the kids and says laughingly, "You mean you
don't know what a main mast is?" Crook then says, "I wouldn't know
a main mast even if it hit you on the head." (The main mast hits
Hardley on the head.) Then Ed repeats Crook and says, "Yeah, he wouldn't
know a main mast even if it hit you on the head." (Again the mast
hits Hardley on the head). Hardley then says, "Now you done made
me mad." Finally Crook holds a gun on Hardley and Hardley yells,
"Look behind you!" Crook and Ed look back. The lights go out
and the strobe light and chase music come on as Crook and Ed begin to chase
Don and Hardley around and finally off stage.
B.
Chin: "Chin to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?
Over."
The two agents shrug their shoulders and then sneak off stage. A. Before coming out, we hear Hardley ask Don if the coast is clear. Don says, "Yes," so they both come out wearing a fake nose and glasses. Hardley finds a glass of water and begins to drink it saying, "Boy, this water tastes great!" Don asks if he can have some too, but Hardley refuses to share. Don tells him, "Come on Hardley, let me have it." Hardley asks, "What did you say?" And Don repeats, "Let me have it!" So Hardley lets Don have it. He throws the glass of water at Don. Hardley laughs, and starts talking to the kids in the audience. Mocking Don, Hardley repeats what he said, "'Let me have it. Let me have it.' I let him have it all right." While Hardley is talking to the kids, Don finds a bucket and starts to chase Hardley. He chases Hardley off the stage and all the way around the sanctuary. Hardley stops in front of the stage and begs for forgiveness, telling Don that he is sorry and that he is the greatest brother in the world, but Don throws it at him anyway. (The bucket is only filled with confetti). This time Don laughs, and starts talking to the kids in the audience. Mocking Hardley, Don repeats what he said, "Please, please, I am sorry, you are the greatest brother in the world.'" While Don is talking, Hardley grabs another bucket (filled with candy) and throws it at Don who is standing in front of the kids. Don ducks and the candy goes out into the audience. (Stop here and give a piece of candy to all the kids who didn’t get one). They go back up to the stage and reread the note they had found about finding the treasure on the highest tree. After finding the highest palm tree, Hardley tells Don to get on his back so he can reach the treasure. As Don tries to get on Hardley's back, they both fall down, so they decide to trade places. Hardley then tries to get on Don's back, but Hardley covers Don's eyes so he can't see. As they stumble around the stage, because Don is unable to see, Hardley is screaming in fear. After much effort, and hopefully laughter from the kids, they finally get to the top of the tree and find another note. Don asks Hardley if he got the note. When Hardley answers yes, Don drops him. Don grabs the note from Hardley and begins to read it when the voice interrupts them again and reads it over the sound system. (When they hear the voice, they stop and look around trying to figure out where the voice is coming from). "Now you know, the treasure ain't in a tree. But maybe, just maybe it is down by the sea." Just then Crook and Ed come out. (Ed has his patch on his right eye.) Hardley sees them and again tries to jump into Don's arms, but Don won't catch him so he falls to the ground. Don asks Ed, "Wasn't your patch on your other eye last time?" Ed says, "What patch?" Ed then looks at the kids and shrugs his shoulders. Crook holds them up again, but this time Hardley pulls out a gun of his own and tells Crook to drop his. Crook: "Who are you?"
Crook does what he says and drops his gun.
Don asks Crook, "How does it feel to have the shoe on the other foot?"
Hardley bends down and looks at Crook's feet, "His shoes are on the right
feet Don." Hardley then gets up, scares Crook and Ed some more with
his gun, and then squirts the two of them in the face. Crook looks
at Ed and says, "It's just a squirt gun, get him!" The house lights
go out and the strobe light and music come on as Crook and Ed begin to
chase Don and Hardley around the room and then out. (During the chase,
Ed chases Hardley around until Hardley grabs a bat and begins to chase
Ed around. Ed then finds a bigger bat and chases Hardley around and
then finally off stage).
B.
Dano: "Dano to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?
Over."
The agents sneak off stage in opposite
direction, wait for about 3 seconds, and then go back the way Crook and
Ed went.
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