DAY
2
[Narrator introduces the skit.
Play "Dragnet" CD.]
NARRATOR: |
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"This is the city, Honolulu. An
exciting and adventurous town. A town where people like to come and
take their family vacations. Normally, it is a haven of security
and fun, but occasionally there is the crime that threatens the safety
and enjoyment of vacationers. That's where I come in, my name
is Sergeant PO ALIMA, which still happens to mean 'Friday' in Hawaiian.
I'm a cop, I carry a badge."
"As you recall from out last meeting, our
story began on the night of July 13th, (the first day of your Kids Crusade),
the second to the last day of our heroes' vacation, Don and Hardley Worthit.
While exploring, these two heroes found a treasure map that began their
adventure in search of a hidden treasure. However, when the dangerous
and infamous Capt. Crook and his weaselly little side kick Ed overheard
that our two heroes had found the map, they began to chase them around
the island. Our loyal Hawaii 5-0 police agents, Dano and Chin, are
also hot on their pursuit."
"Our story begins today as our heroes continue
in their hunt for the Hidden Treasure. So let's follow Dano and Chin
in their pursuit of Crook and Ed, as they continue to chase Don and Hardley,
while they follow the map to the hidden treasure. Again the names
have not been changed, because only one is really innocent." |
Scene
4
A.
Hardley and Don come out. The Hawaiian
girl enters the stage. Once again, Hardley tries to talk to her in
Hawaiian. He tells her, "KAU KUPUNA WAHINE, HE HULU HULU, INO INO,
HE IA NUL" but gets his face slapped again. The Hawaiian girl
leaves and again Hardley asks Don what he said. Don tells him, "You
told her that her grandmother was a hairy ugly dolphin." He shrugs
his shoulders then pulls out the last note from the night before.
They read the note, (read it out loud for new kids)
and walk over to the beach front. Hardley reaches behind the "beach
front" and pulls his hand up with a plastic lobster attached. Frantically
Hardley runs around screaming when Don finally pulls the lobster off and
throws it back. Hardley goes back to the beach front in search of
the treasure. But to his disappointment, he only finds another note.
In reaching for the note, Hardley begins to fall into the beach front.
(While Hardley is falling behind the stage, he "secretly" takes a drink
of water from a glass placed back there earlier. A straw in the glass
makes it easier to drink while upside down.) Don doesn't notice,
momentarily, but when he does, he rushes over and pulls Hardley out.
When he realizes that Hardley isn’t breathing, he tries to resuscitate
him, by doing the, "out goes the bad air, in comes the good." Hardley
spits out the water he secretly drank while almost drowning. After
Hardley revives, Don goes over to get the next note. Just then, Crook
and Ed come out. (Ed has his patch on his left eye).
Hardley asks Ed, "Wasn’t your patch on
your other eye yesterday?" Again, Ed just looks at the kids in the
congregation and shrugs his shoulders. Don and Hardley then try to
trick Crook, but to no avail, Don tells him that the treasure is on the
beach. Hardley looks at him and in confusion says, "But Don ..."
Don interrupts Hardley, "It is no use trying to fight him." Then
looking at Crook, he tells him again, "The treasure is on the beach."
Again, Hardley says, "But Don …" and Don, with a wink, says to him, "The
treasure is on the beach." Finally, Hardley understands and says,
"Oh yeah, on the beach." Crook goes over and reaches behind the beach
front and pulls his hand up with the plastic lobster attached. The
lights go out, the strobe and music come on and the chase begins.
Crook throws off the lobster and begins to chase Don. Ed chases Hardley
around, then Hardley gets the small bat and chases Ed around. Ed
finds the bigger bat and chases Hardley around and out.
B.
The Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak out wearing
their normal uniforms and call up Magarret. (Normal uniforms consist
of jacket and sunglasses).
Dano: "Dano to Magarret, do you copy
Magarret? Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret. Over."
Dano: "We have followed Crook to the beach
front. Do you want us to arrest him now? Over."
Magarret: "Negative, I repeat, negative!
Do not arrest him until he gets the treasure. Over."
Dano: "Roger Magarret. Over."
Magarret: "How many times do I have to
tell you, my name isn't Roger, its Steve, Steve Magarret. Out."
The two agents start
to sneak off stage, but run into each other confused as to which way Crook
and Ed went. In the end, they exit the same direction as Crook and
Ed.
Scene
5
A.
Don and Hardley come running out dressed
in Pirate outfits, looking for Crook. Again, Hardley finds a glass
of water and commences drink it, commenting on how thirsty he is with all
this running around, and how good the water tastes. Don asks if he
can have some, but Hardley won't give him any, so Don demands that he let
him have some, "I am serious Hardley, let me have it." Hardley says,
"What did you say?" Don repeats, "Come on Hardley, let me have it."
So, Hardley lets him have it and throws the water at Don. Don grabs
a nearby bucket and again begins to chase Hardley off the stage and around
the sanctuary. They get up to the stage and Hardley says, "Wait a
minute, yesterday you chased me and all you had was confetti, so go ahead,
let me have it." Don says, "What did you say?" Hardley repeats,
"Let me have it." So Don throws it at him, but this time it really
is water. (Have Hardley open his mouth so some of the water goes
in. Then have him look at the kids, and spit it out). Hardley
then grabs a bucket of candy to throw at Don who is standing in front of
the kids. Don ducks, and Hardley throws the candy into the audience
(Stop here and give a piece of candy to all the kids who didn’t get one).
They then read the last note that they found, (As the voice begins to read
over the sound system, the two look around and then back at the note).
"There may not be a treasure, I just may be a nut. Or possibly the
treasure is on top of a hut." They begin in search for the hut.
After finding the hut, Don attempts to get on Hardley's back, but instead
they both fall down. Hardley then gets on Don's back and again Hardley
covers his eyes so that he can't see. They run into things on the
stage, (for fun, knock over some palm trees and other props on purpose;
the kids won't know its on purpose, and will get a kick out of it).
They finally get the third note from off the hut, and Don drops Hardley.
Crook and Ed then come out (this time Ed doesn't have any patch at all),
and Hardley jumps into Don's arms. Don again drops him to the ground.
Hardley comments on how soar his bottom is becoming. Crook asks them
if they have seen two goofy looking tourists with a treasure map.
Hardley begins to say defensively, "Hey, what do you mean by goofy looking?"
but Don hits him, and the two of them begin talking like pirates saying,
"Shiver me timbers, and swap the poop deck..." Hardley has a patch
on his eye, but pulls it up and asks Ed, "What exactly is a poop deck?"
Don hits him and then says, "Tighten down the main mast." and Crook asks,
"What's a main mast?" Don then says, "Ar, I wouldn't know a main
mast if it hit my partner on the head." Hardley then gets hit by
the main mast for the last time. Hardley tells everyone to hang on
for a second, then goes over and tears down the main mast, and throws it
off stage. He then turns and claps his hands together, shaking off
the dust, when the mast comes flying back in and almost hits him again.
Hardley then runs and jumps into Don's arms, who then drops him.
Crook realizes that it has to be them, and once again he holds them up.
Hardley asks Crook, "Ar, you wouldn’t hit a fellow Pirate would you? Arrr."
Crook hits him, and Hardley says, "That's what I thought." The lights
go out, the strobe light and music come on. The music is ballroom dance,
so Don, Hardley, Crook and Ed start dancing with each other. The
music changes, and they begin the chase again and then finally out.
(If you have the enough space behind the beach front, have Crook chase
Don back behind there and they can act like they are swimming). Ed
gets the big bat and chases Hardley. Hardley gets a small squirt
gun and chases Ed. Ed gets a bigger squirt gun and chases Hardley
around and finally out.)
B.
The Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak out wearing
a fake nose and glasses, and call up Magarret.
Chin: "Chin to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?
Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret. This
had better be good. Over."
Chin: "We have followed Crook to the hut.
Do you want us to arrest him now? Over."
Magarret: "Negative, I repeat, negative.
Now repeat after me, "Do not arrest him until he gets the treasure. Over."
Chin and Dano: "Do not arrest him
until he gets the treasure. Over."
Magarret: "Now don’t disturb me anymore,
I am trying to eat lunch."
Chin: "Roger Magarret. Over."
Magarret: "My name isn't Roger Magarret,
its.. ah never mind. Just don’t call me any more until they have
the treasure. OK guys? Out."
The two agents sneak off stage.
Scene
6
A.
Don and Hardley come out discouraged after
all their efforts, and no treasure to show for it. They sit down
on the treasure chest, which is covered with a beach towel, sitting in
the middle of the stage. Don asks Hardley what he did with the last
note. Hardley pulls it out and as he begins to read it, they hear
the voice read over the sound system; the two look around and then back
at the note, "I have lead you around in circles, that's just how it goes.
Actually the treasure has been right under you nose." They look where
they are sitting to discover the treasure chest. Before they have
a chance to open it, Crook and Ed come out. Don and Hardley do everything
to try to trick Crook, but nothing works. They finally decide that
they are going to have to FIGHT FOR IT. The lights go out, the strobe
light and music come on and Crook and Ed begin to fight with Don and Hardley.
They fight for a while, when Don yells, "Stop." The lights come on,
and Don tells them, "There will probably be enough treasure for all of
us." Crook agrees, so they huddle together to figure out how to divide
it. Just then, our Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak onto the stage dressed
as tourists wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes, sun glasses
and blow up life savers. They begin to argue as to whether they should
call and bother Magarret during his lunch. They finally decide to
do so.
Chin: "Chin to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?
Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret. This
had better be important, cause I am in the middle of dessert. Over."
Chin: "What are you eating for dessert?"
Magarret: "Those little fudge cookies
my wife makes with the ... oh, never mind what I am eating."
Chin: "Sorry about that boss. We
have followed Crook and he has found the treasure, what do you want us
to do? Over.
Magarret: "What do I want you to
do? Arrest him, I repeat, arrest him. Over"
Chin: "Did you say those little fudge
cookies...."
Magarret: "Book em Dano."
Chin: "Roger Magarret. Over and out."
Magarret: "For the last time, my name
isn't Steve Magarret, but Roger Magarret. Wait, I said that wrong.
Just arrest him!!! Out."
The Hawaii 5-0 agents come out to arrest
all four of them. "Freeze! This is Hawaii 5-0, you are all
under arrest." In response, they all put their hands up. The
agents then have them open up the treasure chest. There is a note
inside which Hardley grabs and says he is going to read. Don grabs
the note from him, and says he will read it. Crook grabs it from
Don; Ed grabs it from Crook; Chin grabs it from Ed; Dano grabs it from
Chin. Hardley runs over and grabs it from Dano, who grabs it back
from Hardley. It then goes back down the line the other way, until
it's back into Hardley's hands. Hardley looks at the note, and we
hear the voice read the note over they sound system, as everyone on stage
looks around and then shrugs their shoulders. "This is the last poem,
so if you will listen to me, you'll find the greatest treasure in John
chapter 3." Hardley looks down and picks up what he calls a, "Holly
Bibl". Don grabs it from him and tells him it is the Holy Bible.
Don opens the Bible and reads John 3:16. Everyone looks confused,
and then Crook says, "Well, when I was in Sunday School ..." Everyone
looks at Crook and together says, "You went to Sunday School?" Ed
repeats the group, "You went to Sunday School?" Crook says, "Yes"
and then explains to everyone that he learned in Sunday School, that if
you believe in your heart that Jesus died on the cross and rose again,
and confess with your mouth that he is your Lord and Savior, you will be
saved and then you will get to live forever in heaven. Everyone agrees,
to live forever in heaven with God would be the greatest treasure of all.
Crook then leads them in a sinner's prayer, "Dear God..." (Everyone
repeats after Crook.) When they are done praying, one by one, they
all comment on how this is the best treasure in the world. Chin hugs
Crook, Ed hugs Dano, and Hardley tells Don, "Let me give ya a big kiss
brother." as Don ducks his hug. They all leave happy and hugging
each other.
PAU
(the end) |