Day
2
Clunky comes up and tells the kids that
he was tricked yesterday by Simon RePeter, and that today he is going to
trick one of the teachers. Clunky begins to laugh to himself and
then calls up one of the teachers. Clunky asks the teacher if she
was watching when Simon RePeter was teaching the kids Hawaiian words yesterday.
The teacher tells Clunky, "No, I was busy getting things ready and I missed
that." Clunky tells the teacher, "That is too bad. But if you
would like, I can teach you a Hawaiian word." The teacher agrees,
so Clunky begins to play his trick. Clunky tells the teacher to repeat
after him.
Clunky : OWA
Teacher: OWA
Clunky : TADO
Teacher: TADO
Clunky : PIAM
Teacher: PIAM
Clunky then tells the teacher to say it
by herself. The teacher asks Clunky to go over it with her again.
Clunky : OWA
Teacher: OWA
Clunky : TADO
Teacher: TADO
Clunky : PIAM
Teacher: PIAM
Clunky again tells the teacher to say
it by herself. But the teacher tells Clunky that she needs him to
go over it with her one more time, "But this time, say all the words together
for me."
Clunky (slowly): OWA
TADO
PIAM?
Teacher: Say it one more time, just
a little faster.
Clunky (a little faster) OWA
TADO
PIAM.
Teacher: Faster.
Clunky : OWA .. TADO .. PIAM.
Teacher: Faster.
Clunky: OWA TADO PIAM.
OWA TADO PIAM. Owa tado piam. Oh what a dope I am. Oh
what a dope I am. OH WHAT A DOPE I AM !!! Hey wait a
minute, you're the one that is supposed to say, Im a dope! The teacher
tells him, "Clunky, I would never call you a dope." Clunky asks the
teacher if she thinks Pastor knows that trick? The teacher says no,
and Clunky leaves to go try to trick the Pastor.
(For fun, later in the service have the
Pastor come out from behind the stage telling Clunky, "I dont think your
a dope Clunky.") |